Episode #6 - Un-Cancelled

INT.Bill's Room - Day


We see Bill sitting in his room. He's writing in a journal.

V.O: I cancelled this show of mine, I didn't think that writing this would matter now that my beloved Lourdes is gone, but I have un-cancelled it in the hopes that this will mark as sort of a viewpoint on my life. Also since the paranormal exists as evident of Smiles, I think there must be a way to get her back from the dead. Even as a zombie Lourdes would be the most beautiful woman in the world. I've missed her so much during these past couple of months.

Smiles

Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke?

Bill

Sure

Smiles

What is mouldy, disgusting & stinky at the same time?

Bill

I don't know.

Smiles

Lourdes's corpse.

V.O: Smiles has been a "big" help in getting over her death and deal with my grief. I most of the time want to punch him, but that's impossible. He has a way of dodging punches and kicks alike. Perhaps he's just trying to cheer me up, I'm gonna go on a limb here that he has at least semi-good intentions for me. Even though he says that he's completely neutral in all of this. 

A man enters Bill's room. Both Bill & Smiles look around as the assailant came from the windows. The man was dressed in a Slenderman-like business suit & wearing a derby hat. He approached from the shadow to reveal that he was human or at least humanoid. 

Man

Hello...Bill!

Episode #5 - Grief

INT.Bill's Room - Evening

We see Bill in his room writing something on his computer. Behind him is Smiles, his faithful companion.

Smiles

What are you writing?

Bill

A love letter to Lourdes.

Smiles

*chuckles*

Bill

What?

Smiles

Won't that be a bit useless. Now that she's dead?

Bill

(stands up in disbelief)

WHAT?!

Smiles

Ah, right forgot to tell you that. The Master killed Lourdes this morning.

Sorry about that, but hey there are a lot of stalkable fish in the see.

Bill drops from his chair onto the floor, tears run from his eyes like waterwork onto the floor, soon creating a small puddel. He screams outright.

Bill

THAT BASTARD!

Smiles

Calm down Bill. I can get you another girl, I know quite a few.

Bill

I don't want another girl, I want LOURDES.

Ho-How could he just kill her? Why?

Smiles

Well, I was there so I could describe it in detail if you'd like *chuckles*

Bill

You were there?

Bill runs towards Smiles & begins hitting him repeatedly in desperation.

Bill

How could you have not done anything?

Smiles

I don't really like getting involved in the game. 

It tends to get messy when I do, 

besides I am more one to just sit back and watch.

Bill looks around the room, goes towards the window in his room. 

Bill

FUCK YOU MASTER!!!!! 

(scream)

(cry)

V.O: I knew right then what I had to do. It was simple.

Episode #4 - Grape

INT.High School Library - Day

We see Bill & Smiles walk in the library.


V.O: It's a good thing Smiles is invisible to others. Otherwise things would've turned ugly.

Bill hides behind a counter and gazes at Lourdes, who's in the middle of detention.

Smiles

She's a pretty little thing, isn't she?

Smiles chuckles.

Bill

That she is

Smiles

What is a pretty thing like her doing in a library?

Bill

I sent her to detention. I got the principal of this place under control.

Smiles

Seems like you have the whole stalking thing down. 

Why do you need my help?

Bill

I'm not a stalker, I'm a hopeless romantic.

Smiles

Sure you are.

(pause)

So what's the plan?

Bill

Talking to her. Building up a relationship and such.

Smiles

You know I'm not much of a love kind of guy. 

Stalking & Rape are more my expertise.

Bill

Smiles!

There will be no rape, capish?

(raises his voice)

Lourdes looks up from the book that she was reading confused. She looks around, but then goes back to her book. Bill hides.

Bill

That was close. 

Bill & Smiles leave the library.

Episode #3 - The Book

INT.High School Library - Day

We see Bill go to the counter at the librarian.

Bill

Is that book I ordered in?

Librarian

One moment...

The librarian started to check some things in her computer. After a while the librarian goes trough a pile of books & picks out the one Bill had ordered. She handed him the book afterwards.

Librarian

Here you go.

V.O: Finally, the book that I've been longing for. My plan is coming together.

EXT./INT. Abandoned Warehouse - Day

We see Bill go into an abandoned warehouse with the book in his hands. He proceeds to read from the book in a chant and raise his arms in front of a circle of placed candles that were already on the scene.

Bill

I need thy help.

The Help of you,

the angel of hopeless romance.

Show thyself.

The floor in the circle starts to glow & a tall figure appears out of it, a man. The man is rather tall & has an unusual face. His mouth was wider than his face & he has bushy hair.

Man

You called?

V.O: I couldn't believe it. It actually worked. Sure I was positive, but like anyone else would I had my doubts.

Bill

What's your name?

Man

I think it's best if I keep that to myself.

However, you can call me Smiles if you want to.

Smiles

So, why do you require me?

Bill

Eh...

Smiles

It's a girl...isn't it?

Bill

Yeah. How...?

Smiles

It's always a girl.

Smiles grins, which appears to be terrifying due to his mouth stretching even further beyond his face.

Bill

Alright

Bill nods & stretches out his arm as if that was the only thing Smiles needs to understand that he desperately needs his help.

Smiles

Straight to the point, huh?

I like that.

Smiles shakes Bill's hand in agreement.

V.O: This meant the beginning of a partnership. Just as I planned.

Episode #2 - Lourdes's Cupcake

INT. High School - Day

We see Bill from before sneaking around. He is near the therapists office, where he listens to Lourdes's conversations, who is sitting with her therapist Wendy.


V.O: I actually bribed Cuteowski to send her to therapy with some incriminating photos I had of him. Photos I found in his office, stupid move on his part.

Lourdes

I've told you about a hundred times, 

I'm not mentally unstable.

Wendy

I think that you are in denial about that.

Mentally unstable people deny it for a life time.

V.O: Me & Cuteowski worked on this together. We found Wendy in a back alley, she's actually a hooker that dropped out of medical school.

Later...

Bill then goes to the lunch room. He sees Lourdes on a table enjoying her meal. He sneaks up on her, so that she doesn't see him. Lourdes turns around for a bit and isn't paying attention for a while. In that time Bill steals he cupcake and leaves.

Lourdes

HEY! Where's my cupcake (in the distance from Bill)

Bill sniffs the cupcake a bit before eating it in the bathroom.

V.O: I usually controlled my urges better, but seeing that cupcake sitting there all innocent made me want to have it. It's Lourdes's cupcake. It filled me with glee to know that something she touched was in my stomach.

Bill then leaves the men's room.

Episode #1 - Pilot

INT.School - Day

We see a teenager around 17(me) walk down the school hallway. He walks until he stops in front of a girl he seems to like, because he blushes. The girl is a girl around 17-18 whose wearing long rainbow socks, a black frolicsome miniskirt & a black top with a skull on it.  


V.O: I had always wanted to be with Lourdes, but I had never the courage to ask her out or even be near her. She was the hottest girl I've ever seen, but I couldn't face her for I was busy crafting my magnum opus screenplays out of my daily live.

The teenager(in this script named Bill in order to protect the innocent) walks to the library.
He walks the aisles in search of a book.


V.O: I went to the library in order to find a certain book, a book that would maybe help me beat two birds with one stone. A book that would not only make my screenplays more interesting, but would also help me get closer with Lourdes.

We see Bill skimming the aisles, finding nothing. He goes to the librarian in order to ask for the book. He seems nervous.

Bill

Excuse me? Do you have "The Art of Summoning Magic trough the Ages"

He whispered it, as if he didn't like anyone else to hear.

V.O: I knew they had the book. I had seen it before with my own eyes. The book is very important to my master plan. I already managed to make Principal Cuteowski send Lourdes to therapy which would serve as a nice distraction for her while I cook up my scheme.

Librarian

Sorry, we don't have that, but for 50$ we could perhaps order it for you.

Bill smiles and nods. The librarian types the order into her computer. Bill gives her some cash that he takes out of his left back pocket.

Librarian

It will be here in a few weeks.

Bill nods & walks out of the library. On his way out he smiles.

Bill

(whispers) Terrific